Whenever someone asks me for a prompt, I just blurt the first thing that comes to mind, which ends up being a bizarre scenario no one should ever use. Naturally, my writer friends have insisted I put up some of these bizarre prompts on my blog because evidently my followers don ‘t think I’m weird enough.
Character A is late for work and runs into Character B. B falls over and cracks like a pinata, but instead of spewing candy, they spew bees.
2. Objectively Terrible
Character A is eating a sandwich when B comes along and slaps it out of A’s hands. When A asks why, B says it’s because the sandwich was objectively terrible.
3. Plants Are Dicks
A character brings home a plant and soon discovers the plant can talk. In true plant fashion, it loudly sings show tunes at odd hours and insults A’s physical appearance. Because plants are dicks.